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When you cum in a cup, put it in the freezer, then drizzle it on your partners pancakes
Amp Pours the canadian syrup on Pinks pancakes
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When you have sexual intercorse and you pull the d*** out and it has her period blood and your semen and it's sticky af
U gave me a Russian syrup
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If a man is getting deepthroated and he does not let the headgiver know when he is about to cum and, thereby spontaneously combusts a load of semen into the back of her throat so that she gags and sometimes asphyxiates herself, he is said to have "given her the cough syrup" or "a taste of her own medicine"
John was an agog tennis player. After he lost a painful match to a handicapped black guy he went home to his normally fawning wife. She was upset that he hadn't won his match so she wasn't willing to chug his cum conduit. Suddenly he forced her head down and made sure it went all the way down her throat, then he gave her the cough syrup, she was taken in an ambulance to the ER, and she died the next day due to internal bleeding.
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when ejaculate and fecal matter mix in a womens anus after intercourse and the resulting excrement looks a lot like maple syrup
i bet that chick had the worst case of butt syrup after i unloaded my jiz in her ass.
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A person who only smokes dabs.
"Derek quit being a syrup sucker and smoke a bowl with me"
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The amniotic fluid inside the womb of a pregnant woman, otherwise the shit that comes out of the woman's pussy while giving birth.
Man, when my wife gave birth last week, the doctor got his face splashed with baby syrup.
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Jim:"i got dick syrup all over my hand now"
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