public hair

Hair that is visible for all to see. Ie, hair on the top of your head. Only one letter from pubic hair, but still the complete oppocite.

- Mary has some really nice pubic hair.
- Dude, you haven't seen her naked!
- Oh. I meant public hair.

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general public

1. A large group of people who are unable to resist the urge to follow the crowd. They must at all costs keep up with their neighbors.
2. Those people who dismiss everything they hear contrary to popular opinion as a conspiracy theory.

Everyone else in the general public pierced their penis so I did.
The general public still believes that Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.

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public fool

a fool that gives no regard to others

The public fool refused to retreat and ran into the horde of infernals.

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Public Service

Police use this term to refer to a telephone or phone call while speaking on their two-way radios.

Radio Traffic:

-"L57, can you give me a public service?"
-"Negative. My cell battery is dead."

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public bathroom

It means public school.

They teach you a bunch of piss and shit.

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Public Boner

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, receives an excitation of the genitals due to no discernible circumstance.

Don't stare too hard at those beautiful sexy girls, or you might end up with an epic public boner fail.

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public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

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