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He's a real wildcard. Likes magnets and ghouls.
"Wildcard bitches! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWW" -Charlie
Charlie is a weird spatial alien called the Esongib being to say the least. Charlie is a creature the is a descendent of aliens which came to earth long ago, hiding inside caves and slowly mutating between generations. Charlie is an albino Esongib with mutated legs that are backwards like a kangaroo, his main feature being his humongous nose that spans thousands of thousands of kilometers that can be seen from anywhere. the odor Charlie gives of kills flies buzzing around his general vicinity. After thousands of years under ground Charlies generation has recently risen to the surface blending in with humans. to this day no one knows how he sleeps at night.
person1:"What is that huge, enormous, gigantic pole in the sky that I somehow have not seen to this day?
person2:"That is the massive, colossal, major nose of Charlie. Rumor has it that he is the source and creator of all wind on the earth."
the most amazing guy on planet earth
person 1: Hey did you see that guy
person 2: Yeah he is probably a Charlie
The hottest guy you will ever see with a huge penis and a fit body.
He is caring and kind but never afraid to do what is right.
Girl: omg that charlie is so sexy.
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1) a very clever, kind guy, usually very hot/attractive and followed by many girls
2) generally a very fit/attractive person
3) it is also a nick-name for cocaine
1) Girl 1 - "Did you just see that charlie?"
Girl 2 - "Yeah, Charlie is sooo hot..."
2) a) Guy 1 - "Omfg, she is SUCH a charlie..."
b) Girl 1 - "That charlie is soooo nice..."
3) Guy 1 - "Whats that behind you?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, it's just charlie..."
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Charlie is an amazing friend, and to fall for him is the biggest mistake you will ever make, as you will never, ever get over him. You can try but then you will feel like you have lost everything. He is a lovely person and if he tries to leave, try your hardest to get him back, or tell him that you love him before you lose him forever.
Charlies and Lauras should never be paired together because their personalities and emotions hurt too much when it's over.
he'll never read this, and even if he does, I'm done.
Fuck you Charlie
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