Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"

Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"

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Hence why

When an individual attempts to sound smart by using two synonyms after each other.
'Hence why' does not equate to 'that's why'.

Hence Why ≠ That's Why

"... global warming is becoming an increasingly accepted theory; hence why we are seeing a rise in environmental groups... " - said by relatively intelligent people who have a loose grasp of grammar.

"I spent all day in the sun; hence why I've got a tan" - intellectually challenged, yet attempting to prove their IQ fits within the norm.

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why tho

When something doesn't go your way and you start to question everything you know.

Also a (meme)

Fred: * bumps Billy' s pencil'
Billy: Why tho

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why me

unbearable pain from the soul that you feel directly in your heart

why am i going through this why me

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why come

The combination of the phrases why and how come usually in connection with a question about anything.

Sue: We have to go to that thing tonight.

Bob: Why come?

Sue: Did you just say why come?

Bob: Yeah, why come?

Sue: Sigh

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Why oh why’s

Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.

-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.

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why the fuck

Saying why in an angry way.

Why the fuck did you do that?

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