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If you are given a pop tab, you owe the giving person a free kiss, or something sexual of their choice
Oh, looks like Chloe gave me a pop tab, looks like I owe her a kiss or something else
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Different pop tabs mean different things. If the thing holding the pop tab on comes of when you break it off and they give it you, you owe them a sexual favor. If the thing holding it on isn’t, you must kiss the giver. If the whole section is gone, it means you owe them a hug.
Person says “Hey why did you give me this pop tab” Giver says “ The way it’s broken off means something” *looks it up* Person replies “ So you wanna fuck” Giver says “Yes” (Pop tabs are on cans and can be used to open them)
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When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.
I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!
A person who keeps way too many tabs open, often to the point where Firefox has taken up all of their physical RAM due to its incessant memory leaks and has ballooned their page file within moments of starting up Firefox.
The severest case of a tab whore can be seen through this scenario: You have a lot of tabs open, so Firefox inevitably crashes. Rather than deal with loading up all those pages at once from the session restore tab, you start opening new tabs, thinking you'll deal with the session restore tab later. Eventually, Firefox crashes again; repeat several times. Now, you've got nested session restores going 5 or 6 layers deep and possibly a month back!
Hey man, my Firefox just crashed but our school has such a shitty internet connection that it's gonna take all day to reload all those tabs, so I'll just open new tabs after the session restore tab. God I'm such a tab whore.
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To keep tabs on someone is to make a conscience effort to know what that person is doing. Often, the person does not know that you are keeping tabs on them. Typically it isn't as drastic as stalking the person, but it could be.
I always keep tabs on my EXes via Facebook to see what they're up to.
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Fucking Illinois ShitHeads Towing A Boat. This is a term used mainly by Wisconsinites when describing a ridiculus driver from Illinois who vacations in Wisconsin in the summer to use a boat on the beautiful lakes. They are known to drive like shit on the roads while towing their boats.
I was driving through town and a fish tab was taking up two lanes with his boat trailer so I could not get around him.
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When the site you want won't load, so you open up a new tab and go to the same site and see if it will load faster.
Guy: Yea Google wouldn't load the other day, so i opened up a total of five tabs and the fifth tab ended up winning the tab race.
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