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the act of oral intercourse with a young hot woman and her much less hotter mom that is not quite a MIlF but has a deep and croaky voice from a lifetime of smoking
guy 1- dude I had a tallahassee bird feeder last night
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
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grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.
When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.
Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.
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The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been
Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!
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Mooning your friend as they drive away. Best done with multiple butts.
Everyone at the party was drunk when I drove off, so they gave me the Tallahassee Goodbye.
Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.
I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox