Tape Worm

A form of weight control.

Cindy wasn't content on the number she saw on the scale, but was to lazy to do anything about it herself, so she swallowed a tape worm.

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return tapes

masturbate

unf, unf did you see that picture of Adam Lambert? it made me want to return tapes

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Scotch Tape

A really good idea, deserves credit.

Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin

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Duct Tape

The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.

Dude, who's that freak with the duct tape jacket on in the middle of Winter?

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tape out

The reason why circuit designers can't get laid.

Jeff - "You gonna get some this weekend?"
Kevin - "No, can't I have tape out."

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rape tape

Alternate name for duct tape.

origin: Icelandic: "nauðgarateip" ("rapist-tape")

"For a touring drummer a nice big roll of rape tape usually comes in handy."

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Bass tape

Another way of saying "@$$ rape." Seen in one episode of Reno 911! where the visitor phone was out of order thus calling for a game of charades to describe the inmate's jail time experience. The police woman got to "Bass Tape," but no further.

John: Man, I heard you were in the joint for a while!
Luke: Yeah...
John: D'ya get bass taped?
Luke: Say wha?
John makes an obscene gesture implying nonconsentual buttshecks.
Luke: Oh... Sick b@st@rd.

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