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When I drink is so good, you know you're going to drink until you blackout.
Him: How's your Long Island Iced Tea?
Me: I can taste taste the blackout.
When your leftovers begin to taste like your refrigerator smells.
This pizza from 3 days days ago already tastes fridgy.
A pair of testicles that have been awakened to the sensation of taste (particularly sweets)
Guy 1: Hey bro.
Guy 2: Yeah bro?
Guy 1: I dipped my Taste-icles in some sugar water and I actually tasted sweetness.
Guy 2: Damn that’s sick bro!
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coca cola's new slogan to make people want to drink it more.
have you herd of coke's new slogan "taste the feeling"?
Getting really fucked up on prescription pills.
"I was so high last night I could taste sunlight".
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A taste test is what a man does before performing oral sex on a woman. Instead of inserting a finger into her vagina and smelling it, the man inserts a finger into her vagina and then puts his finger into her mouth. If the reaction is favorable then proceed as planned. If the reaction is unfavorable then the man may want to consider another form of sexual stimulation.
Dude. I went to taste test Michelle and she started gagging so hard my cock went soft.
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Why do you always have to go out of your way and hit on every chick that gives you a look?
Well, I do it for Da Taste! So just chill and lets have a Tasty time.
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