When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch
Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting
When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.
Yo man, I was teapotting this slutty ass bitch last night and she squirted all over!
Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.
“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”
“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”
Definition of o.l teapot If you piss off o.lteapot he will use his mma skills and kidnap your African kids
When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.
I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake
When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.
"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"
The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.
My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot