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The funniest thing on TV, about three priests living on a remote island off the coast of Ireland. Who cares whether it's technically Irish or British? It's still fantastic.
Father Ted is the central character. He is often very dishonest, making up lies to get out of trouble almost every episode. He is desperate to work in the US or/and go on TV.
"I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... ...More drink?"
Father Dougal is a very dimwitted young priest, who often forgets that he is a priest. He is guilty of the following acts: convincing a bishop to become an atheist, causing fires and explosions while doing a funeral, and generally being an eejit.
"God, I've never seen a clock at 5 a.m. before!"
"I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there"
Father Jack is an ignorant, violent, bigoted old alcoholic who enjoys sleeping, throwing stuff at the TV, and physically abusing his fellow priests. He only generally knows four words: FECK, ARSE, DRINK and GIRLS. He has a great fear for nuns. Possible paedophile.
"Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"
"I love my brick!"
"That would be an ecumenical matter!"
If you haven't seen this show, you haven't lived. 'nuff said.
Father Ted is only three seasons long, because of Dermot Morgan's, the actor who played Ted, unfortunate death. May he rest in peace.
Relevant quote:
Priest: "*Shaking fist at the sky* You bastard!"
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A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded
Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life
Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.
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Serial killer Ted Bundy terrorized young women throughout various states and claimed the lives of many
young women in vicious sexual assaults and killings.
Ted Bundy is estimated to have murdered between 35 to 50 young women in almost a dozen states.
Ted Bundy puttered about in a Volkswagen Beetle and used such ruses as feigning a broken arm to seek help from women, with dark hair with center parts, he would lead his victims into his car and to their death.
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A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.
Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.
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Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan, two halves of the most excellent and savoury comic duo. Saved the world through air guitar, and unlikely masters of time travel in the early 90's. Funnier than Waynes World. Had a most un-heinous rock band called Wyld Stallions, featuring medieval wenches on drums and keyboards and the Grim Reaper on bass.
I am, Bill S. Preston Esquire... and I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan... and we are... WYLD STALLIONS! Excellent! (Guitar noise)
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to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show How I Met Your Mother.
Guy to girl: "hey" girl"hey" guy:"see ya" girl"ok bye" girl to girl2:"Oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!" girl2 to girl1"Stop tedding out all he meant was hello"