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A teenager is 1.75 grams of meth or coke, i.e., half an eight-ball. It's called a teenager because there are 16 in 28 grams (an ounce).
You wanna buy the eight ball or the teenager?
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A person between the age of 13-19, 90% of them are lazy dumbasses who think the're the only person in the world who struggles and wants to drop out early from school and do drugs instead of getting a good, stable, life. They usually listen to bands who"express similar pains" like Good Charlotte.
Me(interviewing one): How is it like being pimple on society's ass, who hangs out with losers?
Rebelious Teenager: Shut up man! Its not like you are going through what I am!*mope, whine, groan*
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teenagers are someone between the ages of 13 and 20, roughly. not all teenagers are bad, sure some of us are idiots, we simply have alot more to life than we think and some of us are misunderstood, and with all these jackass middle age adults complaining about teenagers because they cant tell the difference between real music and monkey screeching, life is harder for us. Some of us will get somewhere in life if we wake up soon enough to realise whats going on around us
all u shitbags online posting bad defs about how teenagers are terrible are probably just 40 50 heck maybe even 70 year old grannys cause you hate the youth cause ur a douche,
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Someone who should be prohibited from adding to the urban dictionary
If we did this the rate of trashy pablum in here would plummet
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A person between the ages of 13 and 19. Personality traits may vary between specimen, but many general traits can be established as generally universal among the teenage population. These traits consist of the following, but are not limited to:
- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"
Bob: "Hey, Jim! How's your son doing?"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"
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A child between the age of 12 and 18. When a teenager becomes an adult, they become mature...no the other way around! Abbreviated to teen!
The teenager foolishly went along at the children's immature plans. What teens aren't supposed to be.
The teenager intelligently guided the children into the right path. What teens are supposed to be.
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Generally a person with attitudes and opinions bigger than their life experience. People whose attempts to stand out as someone "unique" and "interesting" are limited to something that changes them from the outside such as a tattoo or piercing; because they lack the character and personality to influence others from their own limited personal arsenal of attributes and qualities. We are all a teen at some point, unfortunately most of us have already acted stupid in front of the whole world before we grew up and realized just how much we didn't know.
Go to any public place and look for someone with their pants hanging down below their underwear, or the person behind the counter at the local store or restaurant who acts like they are doing you a favor by coming to work; let alone providing you any kind of customer service, professionalism, or respect. Those are generally "Teenagers."
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