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A curse when something bad happens to you every year around Thanksgiving, maybe you get sick, or injured, or maybe you burned the turkey.
Charles: Bro I'm not gonna be able to eat with you today, I have a nasty fever.
Brad: That sounds like you have a Thanksgiving Curse..
Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.
Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
A brazilian thanksgiving is when you fuck a girl in the ass and make her suck the gravy (shit) off your dick until she gobbles like a turkey.
I had becky giving me a brazilian thanksgiving until my neghibors called the cops because my turkey calls were to loud.
A man with a large penis stands in-between carriages on an express train. As the train goes past a station, he hangs out his erect penis, turkey-slapping any commuters standing in front of the safety line.
The video clip to the song features a Ron Jeremy performing a slow-motion brooklyn thanksgiving; the best part is where a man bends down just in time to have the member brush his hair.
When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap
Any event that is exceptionally incongruous or illogical according to the conventional reality in which it happens.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.
Yo man this grey orb phased through my closet and thanked me for buying a car I don't even have. What the hell? I think I just had a chicken thanksgiving.
The act of shoving a turkey in ones anal cavity. It can be for pleasure or punishment
I walked in on my Grandma getting a Reverse Thanksgiving. I am scarred for life now