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the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off
Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here
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How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.
Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.
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A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.
Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.
Pat Kelner
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where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.
an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.
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The term that describes the dull, drowsy, lethargic feeling a woman experiences after the act of skull fucking.
After Kim laid down her head on her pillow after Thurston released his balls into her skull, she called her best friend and described the experience as truly mind numbing.
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a cocktail drink that comprises of 7up or Sprite mixed with Cherry Cough Syrup and/or Codeine
I've got this back pain that wont go away. I think I'll make me some Liquid Numb
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A euphemism for dumb nigger.
What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson?
One is a numb digger.
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