That Guy

In pretty much every country around the world where drinking alcohol is a cultural norm, every single social circle includes at least one person who becomes "that guy" (plural: "those guys").

We all know of whom I speak: The one friend who makes himself stand out in all the wrong ways. He always gets absolutely trashed, and makes a COMPLETE tit out of himself.

"Yeah, my friend Dom just got chucked out of the union for getting his knob out in the middle of the dance floor before unloading his stomach onto the floor"

"Shit. Doesn't sound good".

"Standard. He can generally always be counted upon to be That Guy".

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a guy

defined for talking to a friend. as a greeting , or a question. to start a conversation or again simply the begging of a question . Used for friends ,and mostly guys. example

'A guy whats up?

'A guy you going to the show tonight.?

'A guy haven't seen you in forever man .

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That Guy

An actor whose face you recognize from other movies but whose name you don't know. Once That Guy's anme becomes known, he ceases to be That Guy. That Guy alums include Joe Pantaliano, Steve Buscemi, CLint howard, etc.

"Hey! That Guy!" (said while watching Out For Justice and the Mexican goon with the tattoo on his neck walks onscreen)

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GUI

Stands for "Genius Under the Influence". It is a term used for individuals who come up with fantastic ideas when abusing some kind of substance, or for those students who actually do quality schoolwork while completely fucked up.

Student # 1: "I can't believe I got an 'A' on that paper. I was so high when I did it I couldn't even remember what I wrote about."

Student # 2: "WTF. You should totally be charged with a GUI."

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That Guy

Marcus

Marcus is always THAT GUY

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guis

the way a dyslexic person would spell "guys"

person one: lol u guis crack me up!

jenny and sue: lmao! did he just say guis!?!?

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GUY

Everyone and everything is called "guy". The middle-aged and the middle-classes, trendy politicians and wine-bar prats... all desperately seeking cool.

Hip historian: "Adolph Hitler... this guy was bad."

The complete and utter idiot: "Hey guys, like… I'm an idiot, yeah?"

Idiot student describing a harem of seals: "Wow, those guys are so cool."

British mother aping American mother: "hey, c'mon you guys... it's time for school."

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