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An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
When a couple (straight or gay/lesbian) has nasty break up resulting to videos slandering each other, making videos to drag on the situation, contradicting themselves and throwing subliminals at each other on social media.
Kiana and Jordan had a YouTube Breakup Because of how badly their relationship ended.
When you wake up at sadnigga hours between the times of 3-6 am ... possibly even earlier and you get this insane headache wondering why but then you rmb you just got out of a relationship w the person you thought you would be with forever and then not only your heart but also your chest starts to ache in a way that science cannot explain but we all know it exists bc we feel it and you want to cry but you can’t bc your head hurts so bad and you are stuck w pain and the thoughts of what could’ve been... you pop some aspirin but it feels like it’s never ending then yours eyes start to burn a bit bc you just want it to end you just want to sleep in peace but you can’t. You’re just left with a unnecessary amount of thoughts and memories that just keep appearing uncontrollably . It feels like it’s getting worse before it gets better.
I woke up with a breakup headache and I sat there In agony.
When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
A photo sent to one in which you wish to breakup with, friend-zone or just simply reject.
“I want to breakup with her yet i’m not ready to send the breakup yams”
A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.
Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.
Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex