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The Slovakian AirPod, not to be confused with "The Slovakian Traffic Cone" or "The Slovakian Traffic Stop" is the act of nutting, into a copper pipe, bleeding into it , puking into it, spitting into it, inserting period chunks into it, pissing into it, and shitting into it, then inserting into your partner and/or victims ear and blowing aggressively until the entire scrambled shit show is in their head.
My Dad and I tried out the Slovakian AirPod last night!
When you and your friend listen to music together over a shared pair of Airpods, and you place the AirPod on your outside ear so you can hear each other talk.
1) Omg Becky, don’t be dumb. Switch sides with me. I can’t hear you unless you’re social AirPodding. Embarrassing...
2) You know Jimbo likes a girl when he social airpods ‘Ruel’ with her.
what you have when you think you’re cooler/better than everyone else. confidence is to big dick energy as cockiness is to airpod energy.
Chad has real airpod energy; he’s always trying to flex
Idiots that thought wasting their money was a good idea.
"Airpod users are flexing all day!"
Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.
You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck
Everyone: Does absolutely nothing
Someone with airpods: Sorry what was that?