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The day every decent human being waits for.
And we don't mean the grunge sub-culture that appeared in the early 90s,we mean the Hot Topic wearing,LiveJournal writting,Laguna Beach watching,whiny pimply white 15 year olds that currently overrun the earth.
And on that day;we shall strip down to our birthday suits,blast The Libertines from our car stereos and shout "THE REVOLUTION LIVES!"
Jesus will come down and play the solo of "I wanna be sedated" on the Eve of The Apocalypse Of Emo.
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“lesbian apocalypse” is when every lesbian on tiktok comes together and follows eachother and has the lesbian flag in their profile picture.
“Hey have you heard of the lesbian apocalypse?”
“Yeah!! Lesbians will take over the world!!!”
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Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.
We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.
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The one female who survive a zombie apocalypse or some other disaster, and hang around with about 25 men whilst trying to decide which one to fuck.
"Hey, Shane. Who's got dibs on that apocalypse pussy tonight?"
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The Lesbian Apocalypse is a popular tiktok trend within the lesbian community. Basically, every lesbian on Tiktok puts the flag in their profile picture and mass follows each other until Tiktok bans them from following. The movement started as backlash to mistreatment from nonlesbians. The event occurs in June, Pride month!
“Tomorrow is June 1st, you know that that means! The lesbian apocalypse is making a comeback to tiktok!”
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A term used when someone you are with eats far too much out of greed at a restaurant,a party, at your house etc
Look at him eatin' that lot.
It's like Apocalypse Chow !
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Quite simply, it's having sexual activity with someone, anyone when you just KNOW Armegeddon is arriving, and I mean really FAST.
1. In the comedy movie "Spies Like Us", 2 stumblebum agents played by Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd along with a female agent also hired by the U.S. military (Dan's real-life wife Donna Dixon) tangle with a Soviet Army team at a Soviet ICBM launch team. In the process the nuclear missile gets launched by mistake. Everyone there whether they be from the U.S.A. or the U.S.S.R thinks that this error will spark the nuclear suicide of planet Earth so everyone decides to have apocalypse sex when the end comes. Dan motions for Donna to enter his tent nearby, she smiles and joins him. Chevy Chase gestures for a female Russkie beauty to be his death partner, she joins him. The remaining 2 in the group are both Russian men - one grins like a child. Yeah I know - a dopey old homophobic joke about foreigners - hyuk hyuk. The ICBM malfunctions in the sky anyway.
2. The Tears For Fears song "Famous Last Words" is about a romantic couple being together when nuclear doomsday is imminant. The song doesn't say if the two are having apocalypse sex, however.
3. Apocalypse sex is what happens when two lovers hold on each other tight at the end of the world. On the other hand, on an episode of M*A*S*H*, a TV show set during the Korean War, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Major "Hot Lips" Hoolahan, who normally can't stand each other, are trapped in a shelter during intense bombing and they have a sort of "apocalypse sex" because they fear they won't survive the night's shelling.
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