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An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.
Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.
Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin
I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut
Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head
I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA
Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.
"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."
A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air
You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard
i gooch astronauted your sister
nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.
Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."