a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.
You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style
Possessing an extremely large cranium.
Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head
when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.
see glex, twitch glexplays
chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.
Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.
The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag
Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?
A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air
You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard
i gooch astronauted your sister