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Wigan Athletic

Wigan Athletic are a (world famous) club based in England. You can't find much better than Wigan Athletic. 10 times Champions League Winners, 50 times Premier League winners, 30 time FA Cup winners, who the fuck cares about the capital one cup or whatever its called, we lost count after 100 of them!

Man, did Wigan Athletic just win the EPL again?!
Yep. Obvs.

by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017

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Indian Athlete

1. The theoretical Hero of the Indian Civilization, that will one day actually win a gold medal for India.

2. The theoretical sportsman that will one day win a gold medal with funding from an abroad country for said country with Indian origin.

3. The loss of potential, due to the influence of ones (see Indian Parents) or lack of funding.

4. The most unathletic/under-trained athlete in the world.

1. India has returned home from London with no medals yet again. Most blame this on culture and poor funding rather than bad genetics. Maybe one day there will be an Indian Athlete.

2. Canada and Britain have a very diverse teams, which one even include an Indian Athlete; who was quoted saying he is, "too tired to play shooting targets," for London 2012.

3. Indian Child, "Mother I am very good at skiing, football, and hockey, my coach even says I can become a very great Indian Athlete for the next Olympics,"

Indian Mother, "Thats great beta, now focus on you're studies so you can become a doctor."

4. With zero funding from his government, Raj Singh is truly an Indian Athlete.

by dehbrat February 15, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Non-athletic athletic person

A non-athletic athletic person can be applied to any number of people; specifically jocks and/or preps . One who is a non-athletic athletic person may play many sports however, in reality, are good at none of them and hold only mediocre athletic ability.
See Plaid Shorts

Dude did you see CJ jump up and try to catch that baseball?
Man that sucked.
I know, apart from being a total douche, he's also totally a non-athletic athletic person!
You said it.

by Kosher Boy May 30, 2008

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athletes vagina

The result of getting toe-fucked by someone with athletes foot. Can be cured with "Foot Powder" that comes in a cream.

My athletes vagina is really acting up today. So much itching and burning. Why did i let that football player toe me?

by Aubadarea February 13, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


athlete's vag

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and fungal tunnel. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

Causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's athlete's vag. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank athlete's vag.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

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arse athlete

A homosexual gaylord bummer fag.
A bum-gineering expert.
A Martin of the fuller variety.

You dont wanna go there, it's full of shit-eaters and arse athletes!!

by Nickenstien May 10, 2007

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athletic supporter

someone (usually a girl) who likes to hook up with athletes

Did you hear Jane's hooked up with half the soccer team?

Yeah, she's always been an athletic supporter.

by Ben in Brooklyn April 5, 2008

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