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A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.
I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.
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"Pinocchio down under"
A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.
I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.
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When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.
Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.
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An Australian kiss is a French kiss performed on a woman below the waist.
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Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.
- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.
Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?
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The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.
Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"
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Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.
The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys
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