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The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.
Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
The hottest most sexiest person alive. They are so cool and will inevitably change your life for the better (sometimes worse). Nobody in the world should be without their Axi.
Also really loves Simon Ghost Riley.
Wow, where would I be if I didnt meet Axi!
When you're into the men/women or historical value of the 3 former Axis Power countries.
This is a play on words similar to Yellow fever, however that definition usually pertains to Caucasians which is regressive.
However this is not an Anti-Semitic/Racist definition. Its just a play on words from yours truly.
This is not for the faint of heart nor those who are uneducated on the history of WW2
But this should humble them in some way to understand your relationship interests.
This is definition does not gatekeep: Weebs Koreaboos, Italian, and German culturalisms.
You can in fact be from one of these current countries and still be into any of them.
Have you heard of Axis fever?
No.
Well here I'll tell you, its simply those who are into the 3 major countries that fought against the Allied powers.
Oh okay. Now is that a relationship
(For the easily offended, disclose first that you might say something they may deem sensitive)