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Daddy issues become daddies issues
The cost of realizing that you’re stupid... so stupid. Technically a Madoka Magica reference.
“Oh god she’s Becoming a Witch! And she was a-head of the game, too...”
When you’re in the shower/hot tub for just too long!
Imma become a raisin, wont you take my place?
have white woman characteritics
I am going to become a banh mi
Not just going off the grid, but moving to a tech-less society or another non technologically advanced planet, like the Little Prince.
Stop becoming the Little Prince, you don't need a technology detox, at least not now.
Allosexuals see someone and see/think/feel "SEXY" 👁️👄👁️
But fellow demisexuals know that's not the demisexual way. We don't see the sexy. The sexy could be screaming in our poor demi faces and we wouldn't know.
Oh but until we know. Then we KNOW.
The Becoming is that Demisexual™️ moment when someone BECOMES sexy. You'll know it if you've felt it. IYKYK. The allosexuals won't understand but my fellow Demi's you know it.
Demisexual: (sees someone) they're not attracti-
Demisexual: (same person, except now there's emotional real estate) 👁️👄👁️ HOLY MOTHER FUDGE ...The Becoming has begun 🧎🏻 ♀️
Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).
He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.