Bishop Auckland

To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.

“Hew mate ever heard of Bishop Auckland”
“Aye bish Vegas, heard it’s a right shithole”

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bishop california

A small hick town where we don’t use viagra, just beer and dip!

Bro, let’s go to bishop they know how to keep you up when you can’t get up.

What do they give you viagra?

Nah bro, they just give you beer and dip!

Ohhh, so that’s what makes bishop California a country boys dream town.

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Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

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Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

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bishop kelley

School filled with alcoholic but affable, smart slackers

"Dude you are way smarter than I am why don't you study and try and get into Harvard"
"Studying is lame man. I'm a Kelley man. I'd rather chill out and go to OSU/OU/TU/Arkansas"
Or
"Dude why isn't your collar popped?"
"I go to Kelley I don't concern myself with trendy fashions. My classically unpretentious "disheveled though preppy look" is timeless.

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bishop verot

verot is a pretty chill school, i guess.

ha fuck that...VEROT IS FUCKING BALLAAA!
GO VIKINGS.
suck our dicks greenies!

"you go to bishop verot?"
"yeah"
"dude, don't they have random drug testing?"
"yeah but the school officials are dumb asses and never test the right people, so i can keep tokin' that shit all i want"
;)

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bishop sycamore

The best high school in Ohio. In 2021, lost a close football game to IMG Academy of Florida at the score of 58-0. The school has multiple 5-star recruits on the roster ranging from teenagers to mid twenty-year-olds. The high school which mainly surrounds football has even been broadcasted on ESPN.

Person 1: “Did you see the IMG vs. Bishop Sycamore football game?”

Person 2: “OMG yes, Bishop Sycamore is so good at footbal!”