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The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.
I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!
When you create multiple screen names for a message board for the purpose of giving your own comments a bunch of thumbs up and/or giving massive thumbs down to someone you disagree with.
I'll teach this troll to be wrong on the internet! Here comes a thumb blitz, mutha fucka!
When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.
Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
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noobgod1234:tds is boring now theres no updates
godnoob4321:try playing tower blitz its fun
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Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.
I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.
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A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.
"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"
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When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.
Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.
Friend: Yea? what happened?
Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50
Friend: oh, shitty
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