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Brennan Schram

Let's get off to a good start. I used to be friends with Brennan Schram. BEFORE he started dating all the 8th graders while in 9th grade. Let me remind you of a little something here. When in 8th Grade you are more then likely going threw your awkward stage. Desparet pill poppin animal.

Woah! Did you see Brennan Schram w/ that nasty eighth grader?

-Which one? I've seen him with 5 in the last week.

by AYEIHDSLKJ! January 14, 2009

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Brennan's Rule of Rascism

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)

Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)

by Asian Joe January 23, 2005

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Pinch a Brennan day

A national holiday that occurs once a month on the 28th where everyone get to slap a person named Jenna

“I can pinch Brennan today”

“Why?”
“BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL PINCH A BRENNAN DAY

by Jennasailsail October 22, 2019


Brennan Lozinski McCoy

A cracker that’s good at lacrosse and likes dick

Brennan Lozinski McCoy likes cock

by Brennan Lozinski’s son May 18, 2022


Dylan Brennan-Collins

Dylan Brennan-Collins is actually a gigachad and an amazing person

Dylan Brennan-Collins is and actual lad

by mrfenelon September 1, 2022


Brennan small dick

A faggot who sucks monkey cock and is Jacobs bitch

Is that Brennan

Ya he has a Brennan small dick

by Ianisafaggot69 January 9, 2019

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Ali Aq-qarsherskiyy At-tarīq Al-Akbar / Brennan White

The first Sultan of the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy, who came to power on 28 March 2023, who has power over everyone in Qarsherskiy as the supreme leader.

Only Allah and His laws and messengers have more power and more respect than Sultan Ali Aq-qarsherskiyy At-tarīq Al-Akbar / Brennan White in the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy.

by Penguin Whisperer April 24, 2023

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