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A condition in which a ridiculously good-looking guy you're dating is initially charming then you realize not only is he a complete douchebag, but he most likely will bludgeon you to death with a Louisville Slugger while you sleep
You:"Quinn your new boyfriend is soooooo hot and gregarious"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"
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When you and your partner put your hand in each other's pants in front of the crotch and just chill there.
What did you guys do last night?
Oh, we just did The Reverse Al Bundy.
A very non-scientific term for understanding the brain can only hold a certain amount of information. When you have a gallon of knowledge and pour it into a shot-glass sized brain, you're going to have some over flow. Some basic knowledge will have to be sacraficed.
When Kelly learned the Bill of Rights and later heard the doorbell ring. Her confusion prompted Bud to explain to Kelly what that sound meant. Kelly Bundy Brain in action.
A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.
"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."
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Any kid with in the 80's with a mullet.
I used to sport a Bud Bundy Mullet in 1988.
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To put a short heeled shoe in a large girls mouth during intercourse (normally while in doggy style position) ; while refrefering to Ed O'neal who played "Al Bundy" in American T.V. show "Married with Children" we're he worked as a shoe salesmen and often had to deal with large weman an wanting to purchase small shoes, in his home town of Chicago, Illinois
Homie1: Yo i fucked this big girl the other day
Homie2: Swear bruh?
Homie1: Hell yea hit her wit the Chicago Al Bundy
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The misconception that a murderer couldn't be the real culprit, because of how beautiful they are. Most commonly seen with teen girls on apps like TikTok
"I heard James Campersonly was arrested for murder. Belle said he must be innocent because he looks pretty."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."