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The sort of people that find the simplest of everyday technological feats and gadgets to be a challenge in making sense and use of. Much unlike the technologically impaired duck meme and the first day on the internet grandma meme, these are all very real persons and there is a very real blog being written with them in mind (The Low Tech-IQ Blog)
Woah dude, this smartphone has gotten the best of me. Feels i'm a bit technologically challenged.
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The December Challenge, also known as "Must Fap December" precedes the November Challenge as a "reward" as some call it..
This is one of most prestigious challenges one can do.
December 1st: Fap 1 time in a day
December 2nd: Fap 2 times in a day
December 3rd: fap 3 times in a day
continue the pattern...
December 23rd: fap 23 times in a day
December 24th: fap 24 times in a day
December 25th: fap 25 times in a day(one must ejaculate once every 57.5 minutes for 24 hours to do the 25th day)
Completing this challenge gives you the ability to prove your manliness. To date, no one has completed this challenge.
Random Dude 1: "Hey man, you doing the December Challenge?"
Random Dude 2: "Nah, i tried it alst you, i couldn't prove my manliness :("
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Random Dude 1: "Hey dude, I'm gonna try out the December Challenge"
Random Dude 2: "Be careful man, it starts to hurt like a mofo after a while"
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Challenging yourself to eat an entire flavored pie in about a day. To do this, one must walk with their head held in shame down the frozen food aisle in your nearest 24 hour Stop & Shop (It is easier to buy at 1:30 am because not many people will be around to view your choice of gluttony) After pie is purchased and taken home, one must make sure it can be hid in back of refrigerator from view of family members. The challenge should be done in moments of extreme sorrow or happiness. You may also take extreme measures and eat pie while family is in the next room.
Warning - The pie challenge should only be done when one knows they will not be doing any strenuous activity and/or exercise the next day.
Bob: "Hey, do you wanna walk to the store across the street and get a drink?"
Carol: "No, today I am recovering from last night's pie challenge. It was rough, but I am victorious."
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Follicly challenged is merely the etymologically correct spelling of follically challenged, which is a euphemistic term for bald men. The use of the word serves to lampoon the perceived overabundance of "politically correct" synonyms for various minority groups, which first emerged and spread in the mid to late '90s.
My father is severely follicly challenged, but he's learned to cope without resorting to a toupee or a combover.
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A challenge where the individual attempts to ejaculate in sub-zero weather.
Dude if you attempt the yeti challenge, you're balls will freeze off.
The Sandstorm Challenge is a difficult sexual challenge, which requires great stamina and endurance from both participants. While having sex the full version of the song Sandstorm by Darude (~7:30) is played in the background. The man must then keep up with the beat for the duration of the song without finishing. A strobe light can be used to enhance the experience.
Aly thought Anthony was kidding about the Sandstorm Challenge...then he brought out the strobe light and stereo. Anthony finished it like a boss.
One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.
Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.
I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.
Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.