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used to mention a friend or elderly mate.
Originated from England pre 1930s.
Tally Ho Old Chap!
Oh my Old Chap, it seems the elephant has destroyed our tea house! What a rotter!!
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A very dry vagina that has not been used for years.
Shut the fuck up Millie, you stupid fucking chap cunt!
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dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.
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a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.
1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.
2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.
3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.
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A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.
Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.
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Chap Baps is an alternative term for man boobs or moobs
Wow , look at that guys chap baps he would give Jordan a run for her money
That blokes chap baps are so big I would like to plant my old boy between them and slide in and out for a week.
Doing constant and repetitious laps of Chapel St, Melbourne in a 'hotted up' car.
It ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning.
Popular with the "Muzza" type.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Well I just got some new rims on my car, gonna take it out for a spin.."
"Sick, pick me up around and we'll do some Chap Laps"
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