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The extreme indigestion you have after eating a Chipotle burrito.
Jim: "Hey Bob, you wanna go to the movies?"
Bob: "I can't man. I just ate a fajita burrito with extra steak, no salsa, and now I've got a bad case of the Chipotle cha-chas."
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About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.
Friend: yo bro you feel alright?
You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man
Chipotle is the best damn thing ever!!! There is nothing better then Chipotle burritos period.
Mom-"Hey kids where do you want to go for dinner"
kids-"Chipotle Mexican Grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.
Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.
(Both men crouch over toilet)
The feeling of being full after eating at chipotle. It feels different than being full of any other food, it's similar to being slightly high with all the feeling in your stomach.
Dude, I am so chipotle full right now. It's awesome.
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FOUR chipotle burritos, fully loaded.
30 minute time limit.
A (this varies) sub 6 minute mile after completing the eating part.
No vommiting allowed for 1 hour after the run is over.
Dude, you're insane for attempting the chipotle challenge. Who the hell manages that much food and then runs?
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when you eat chipotle queso and then fart
OH GOD. THAT SMELLS LIKE A CHIPOTLE QUESO FART. (puke)
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