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A slavic embodiment of the big chungus himself. Beware, he might look friendly, but once he is angered you don't wanna know whats gonna happen to you. Stay alert, for underneath his innocence is a chungus of no match.
Friend 1: Hey did u see the Chungus of the East yesterday??
Friend 2: Hahahah of course! Looking innocent as ever!!
Chungus of the East: Chunga Ha Chunga WHO Baka Chunga Baka Chunga (the chungan rhythmic anthem)
He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
A fatass slut, one who weighs more then a blue whale, but takes more dick then a horny rabbit.
"Man, Krystal is fatter than my fucking paycheck after working hours of overtime
Yet she's a walking STD, damn she a Chungus Hoe."
The earliest known appearance of Big Chungus in ancient Rome, as a centureon. Now used to compliment members of military with exceptional skill. Wholesome 100 indeed.
You: Wow, you're really good with weapons, Biggus Chungus.
A smart and wise king that tends to act like a dumbass. He often likes his peasants to refer to him as chungus the great or chungus the wise. If you dont, he will wack your ass and call Barack Obama to take a shit on your head. SO BEST BE WARNED.
(its basically a variation of my fucked up mind and the meme BIG CHUNGUS combined)
kim jong un: You know that Chungus bungus mf/
trump: yeah? what about that legend?
kim jong un: he makes my pee pee hard..
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He is the embodiment of the highest level of being that any chungus could ever imagine. He offers presents to the world and was defeated by Santa Claus which is why we only know Saint Nicholas instead of Saint Chungus.
"'Twas the night before Chungus,
when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that Saint Chungus soon would be there."
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The creator of life and death itself. An immortal, thicc, level 9,000 Boss. He was never born, he will never die. Prayer to him and he will grant you the power to be Tracer.
Person 1: God isn't real.
Person 2: Big Chungus is real.
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