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A court that you go to if you are a child are under the age of 18 years old .
Sue bet this bitch up so since she is 14 she has to go to juvenile court.
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1) The place where a husband and wife separates. The presiding judge will decide how assets are split.
2) The same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. A prenuptial agreement or assets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.
3) The same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. This is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.
4) The same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. The judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any passerby.
1) Madeline and John separated in divorce court.
2) John's house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a Bahamas account. Unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.
3) Madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. She currently lives in a middle class house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn't even work that much. Her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.
4) The judge, lawyers, and passerbys had a great time.
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The term is a fallacy as it is neither supreme nor an actual court that is willing to uphold laws, unless it serves their heavily profitable agendas. This unit seems prone to spend time debating uteruses when they could be:
-championing prison reform by freeing people locked up for years for a plant, even in places where it is currently legal to do so.
-Cutting through the Gordian knot of those that profit off positions of power.
-Choosing to say out loud that corporations are not “persons…” since they seem to believe billion-dollar industries actually are people… true story.
Me: Did you watch the “Supreme Court?”
Everyone: No, sorry. I was at the met gala!
Them: Hey, I heard the Supreme Court made political donations an act of free speech! It seems Super pac’d!
Me: Throwing money at fanatics is certainly… common in history. How’s that working out?
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Probably the worst group of people you’ll ever meet. From a range of old white men who decide womens rights and a women named Amy Coney Barrett who’s the definition of dog shit. I’ts filled with greedy conservatives who want to take peoples rights away.
“What’s the biggest life scam ever??”
“The Supreme Court”
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A place where reality is barred at all costs. Sort of like some kind of twilight zone. The girls here are hot.
People who live in Waldorf Court can be found saying things like:
Cait: Most boys just want to be friends and not get into my pants.
Syd: We don't NEED to leave the court...everything outside the court is evil.
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A tribunal where their ain't no justice.
Bankruptcy Court is such a kangaroo court, the judges' robes come with a pocket in front.
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The idiots in charge that gave us:
George W. Bush
Iraq
Katrina
Global hatred of America.
Also used as an excuse to execute even the most ridiculous of ideas, even if it wastes eight years of everyone's lives.
Guy #1: Dude, that's the shittiest idea you've had ALL day.
Guy #2: But the Supreme Court approved.
Guy #1: Aw, crap.
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