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When you and your homies decide to jump the fence at someone's crib when they ain't home and you get a free swim in their pool when its fukkin hot out.
Yo, its too hot G, let's go crib dippin.
1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.
"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"
The domicile of a drug dealer. A place full of snow and ice.
I want to do some skating man.
Well lets head to the Yetti's Crib
Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.
"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."
The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.
Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.
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when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.
steve has crib dick.
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