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muh crib

My house/ where I live

Welcome to muh crib

by biddaddy420 September 27, 2017


crib hopping

Moving from one house to another over a period of time. Can be to hang with friends or for personal reasons.

Ex. 1
“Yo what did you do Friday night?”
“Not much. Just crib hopping around town

Ex.2 The banks taking the house so I guess I’m crib hopping until I get a new place.

by Tpropes01 July 10, 2019


Crib Crow

1.)A lower class prostitute which refusues to believe you do not need her services anymore.
2.)A psycopathic girlfriend that will neevr leave you and hangs around your house all day. This is dispite the fact you left her years ago, got married, had a family. . She is now called the maid so the kids dont get confused.

"yo dat crib crow be stankin up yo apartment, you best be callin an exterminator. .or the cops"

by Paco Ice September 29, 2008


The Yetti's Crib

The domicile of a drug dealer. A place full of snow and ice.

I want to do some skating man.

Well lets head to the Yetti's Crib

by Come on meow November 28, 2014


Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 22, 2021


Crib rot

The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.

Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.

by douche-bag 00892 February 08, 2010


crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

by the ultimate secret2 April 15, 2008