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Having fake or unusable power in an organization. Any orders are usually not followed and the leader is not respected by subordinates. The leader/manager may have power on paper but does not have the ability to influence others. Employees will often ignore their authority.
Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
John may have just gotten promoted but he's wearing a paper crown and it's about to get windy...
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.
The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
When a man has vaginal, oral, and anal sex with a woman, to completion in each respective location, all in the same night.
"You know that girl I've been seeing? I totally triple crowned her last night."
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When you bang a chick from every sorority on campus
Hey carson did you get your crown yet?
Yeah man, I got my crown earlier today
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When a girl is goin down on you, you pull your dick out and slap her on the forhead with your dick while it still wet to show whos the King
I gave my girl a kings crown last night to show her whos the king
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A school where boys and girls go to so they can break rules and act hard when we all know that they'er bitches that cry for attention
Have you seen that bitch from crown woods
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When a girl puts lip gloss with glitter on and gives head. Thus leaving you with a shiny crown.
Dude i can't get the glitter off!
From where?
My wang!I got a shiny crown yesterday!
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I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,
"Crowning the King."
I thought it was the funniest.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?
Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?
Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
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