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A useless machine that only wastes money.
Why the hell did you crush that car?! It had many good parts on it still!
Car crushers are mechanical murderers that don’t go to jail.
It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.
Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson
Fuckin' the pussy so hard it looks like it exploded
Guy 1: Man that guy looks like a kitty crusher
Guy 2: yeah I heard he wrecks cunts
When you crush yourself with a mattress.
Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
He's the almighty supreme leader, and he loves rice. Leader of the Asian Boys organization, he aims for his club to be the best. When Sprout was released, he made a whole video about Sprout ruining his feelings and now, he somewhat regrets that plant being put into the game. He's also a (cool) Discord admin, and loves baiting Joosh in real life. The crusher of jaws himself calls Masterking and Andy bad, and thinks that his mods are slacking.
He's really into Marvel and superhero stuff, really likes those movies and mass pinging.
Masterking: Why did Jaw Crusher call me bad?
Andy: Because he thinks you're folding the game.
Masterking: What a dictator!
"While doing a chick on her back, you stand up, pick her hips off the ground, twist her legs, and drop down into her"
"I told the ho I was into the environment, and then pulled the can crusher"
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A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.
The testicles are squeezed by a ball crusher, which is made of metal or often clear acrylic .
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