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I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."
Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.
I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"
The end
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Complete retard and bin boy
Hi my name is dane Richards and I live in a bin
A British bikboi with a really really broccoli alike hair. He likes anal.
Richard Dane is love, Richard Dane is life.
(Verb) To avoid an unnatractive person who wants to hook up with you. Usually invovles sitting in a single person chair and not getting up the entire night. It is not directly telling the person that they are gross and you do not want them. It is more descrete and just flat out avoiding.
1. Two people at a party in a room with a bed and a comfy chair
Person 1: *Sits on the bed
Person 2: *sits in the chair
2. Amanda: Did you get with him?
Kristen: No he's so gross, I totally daned him the whole night.
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An overrated actor/comedian who isn't the least bit funny and is known for stealing his jokes from Louis CK. all he ever does is swear a lot and tell all these uninteresting and unfunny stories about his pathetic life, expecting people to laugh. Plus he's a singer, but a very, very bad one.
Dane Cook: Why do they call bananas bananas? Shouldn't they be called FUNanas because theyre fun and they're full of deliciousness? Isn't that like the point of eating a banana? Well that's why I eat a banana now STEP OFF!
Retarded audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That Dane Cook.....
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To climb upon, or tackle an individual for no apparent reason. to climb in another's lap unannounced.
Man, I just pulled a awesome Great Dane on Jackie.
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