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The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
Lucas and Dante are soulmates who fall in love at first sigh in life after life. They are lovers with an unbelievable connection that anyone but them can understand because of their high compatibility and linked fates. This couple is always clingy, sweet and deep, they can't be apart from each other in any way. The red thread of fate has engaged their lives forever and ever as destined lovers in body and soul. They enjoy their own company as no other, being comfortably themselves around and always showing their love with cloying words and actions that make them hearts beat faster. They are in love.
Lucas and Dante are meant to be.
A really Kinky couple who make porn and play spin the bottle even though they aren't even 13. They are both transgender and swapped genitals. They like kinky sex with fluffy stuff. They use XXXL dildos.
Dante: "lets fuck"
Poppy: "#236"
Dante: "actually,#237"
Dante and Poppy is a good example of stupid raping Justin Bieber fans
A fiery hot diarrhea which burns your anus. Symptoms including shitting like a pail bucket and a very irritated anus.
Hey dan im suffering from Dante’s Inferno so I can’t come to work today, my ass is burning like hell.
Dance of the deadly ninja hands
A series of deadly moves for which there is no defence. Originally coined by a spoof martial artist in the 1980’s
One minute my cousin was standing next to me in the queue of people, then next his mangled body is lying next to us all on the floor. No one saw anything! A ninja must have given him the Kata Dante
A Dante Swerve is not like any type of swerve.
Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.
Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
Yo! Did you hear Devourer got Dante Swerved?!
Dante's Inferno is arguably the greatest song ever done by the badass Heavy Metal band Iced Earth. This song is 16:26 long and kicked an extremly large amount of ass the whole way through. This song is based off of the famous poem written by Dante Alighieri.
Set "Dante's Inferno is the greatest metal song this side of Hallowed Be Thy Name."
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