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A burn that's 3rd degree needs emergency surgery but with no urgency.
If you go to emergency surgery with a burn that's 3rd degree, there can be no urgency.
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A place in the fucking hottest inhabited place in the world where dumbasses get drunk off of 2 beers and start fighting each other or pass out on the dirty ass bathroom floor
Person 1: Yo, you trying to hit up the 11 Degrees tonight?
Person 2: Hell nah bro, last time we went, we almost got banned cuz some midget got wasted off of 2 beers
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Means that the degree you got from a school is not accredited except at the school itself. There is a standard degree in which at the least takes 4 years and there is a technical degree which can take as little as 4 weeks. Usually the schools that offer technical degrees are for-profit private schools which tend to butcher the course. Such as taking out the standard liberal art requirements, Taking out the requirements for advanced classes, etc.
For the most part they are not accepted by other schools except the school you got it from. They tend to not be valued by employers. Due to the fact that if a diploma says Masters(type of degree) on it it technically doesn't mean anything.
Technical degree Associates of mathematics, Technical Bachelors of mathematics, etc.
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A 45 degree is when a guy is masturbating really fast and he accidently jerks it the wrong way too far and it snaps.
Oh snap!!! Call the ambulance!!! i just 45 degreed myself!!!
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Used when referencing something that manly men do not do but is considered common for homosexuals. "ie limp wrist"
SPOILER...
Taken from the joke about "the difference between Hitler and a homosexual".
Passer by: "so there were four guys talking about the twilight series and debating whether it was a romance or a tragedy."
Guy: "they're all 45 degrees"
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The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.
Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!
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1. A useless degree that has absolutely 0 job prospects.
2. The most effective way to have a negative net worth for the rest of your life.
3. The reason why the wage gap many people in this major complain about exists.
4. A great way to reduce the competition for people going into actual useful majors (ex. engineering, doctor, lawyer, etc.).
5. The greatest scam known to man. (Yes I said “man.” DEAL WITH IT!!!)
Elite #1: Alright we need to make even more money pronto, anybody got any pitches!
Elite #2: I got it! We create a new degree for gullible 18 year olds, primarily women, to fall for called “gender studies degree.” It will be a degree that complains about how oppressed women are, and also the gender wage gap, in which the students will pay us hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn about. Then, when they graduate, they will not be able to get any job, thus contributing to the oppression of women, as well as the wage gap they will complain about.
Elite #1: That. Is. FUCKING GENIUS!!! We’re gonna be twice as rich as we were before!
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