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If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"
Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world
Ian Desmond is tasty
A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."
The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
15 year old prep student, rugby enthusiast and daily churchgoer.
i have recently committed my life to Jesus. however, I cannot withhold till marriage, it is my greatest sin.
Austin desmond: my biggest pet peeve. when you go active after you say goodnight
im just a little boy who needs help
my name is Austin desmond and i like older woman
AKA “TrillDez”, Desmond Rivera is a well known rapper from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
I love Desmond Rivera!
Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)
Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond