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Anytime you're in church or a place like church and you feel the need to drop a huge load.
Tom: Where have you been, dude?
Peter: Sorry i had to take a righteous dump during service
Actions committed by people you thought were friends when they no longer have use for you. First, they will ignore and exclude you (shun) and then cast you away (dump) when they are finished with you.
Tolly just put the shun and dumpon someone again. When he is done with someone, he is done.
A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.
Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.
Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.
The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up
The act of loose bowel syndrome after an evening of draft beer and sauerkraut or any savory drunkeness meal. Followed with a double flush and a gatorade.
Charles lost all control and gave birth to an electrolyte dump after having keg beer with corn on the cob.
When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
When a chick takes a dump in your bathroom. It's usually much quicker than a dude's dump (but still a few minutes longer than a tinkle) and when you enter you don't smell shit, but an overwhelming reek of perfume or scented deorderizer. They might deny they took a dump in your bathroom, but you know.
"I'm going to go take a chick dump in your parents' bathroom." - Chris's girlfriend on 'Family Guy'
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