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A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.
Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.
Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.
car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"
"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
The ultimate abomination for jungling, a jungler with an iq that starts with a decimal point.
Ways to detect this shithead of a jungler is seeing him clear jungle camps all day, all night.
When team beeds gank, he farms. When objective spawned, he farms, when entire team is dying, he farms. If his house on fire, he farms. If his girlfriend (not that he has any) leaves him, he farms. If he dies, he still farms in elo hell.
Awww shit, we have a farmer yi as our jungler
When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.
If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.
Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
an exployted asian employee of World of Warcraft. They all live in one room, sleeping on the floor and eat only microwavable or hot pan-cookable food. They are paid very badly. Their job is to harvest gold points for high profile companies that sell them to World of War Craft players for real money. Sick, I know.
I hate my job as a gold farmer.
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A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.
"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"
"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
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Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
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