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A Felix is someone who has no friends and dreams about being a man but in reality he is a pussy. Gets invited to one or two party’s and they are all for the loser kids. His parents say they love him but whe all know they are a discrace to their family. people consider him to be a ugly nibba. Usually Felix’s are small and have a ego similar to that.
Guy1: I can already tell that guy is a Felix
Guy2:I don’t even want to look at him
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when one female is urinating, a male or female straddles her lap and unloads poop preferbly diahrrea and or urinates in the toilet.
dude man Lilly Levitt is peeing in the toilet, im about to give her a suprising wicked awesome felix!
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1) A name given to a person who fails at life in every way.
2) An oge.
3) Also a head doing loser.
4) A mokes.
5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.
"Oy that kid is a proper felix ey."
"Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week."
"Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."
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The douche that will break your heart. Also known as a horrible friend.
Synonym: Douche, Asshole, Jerk, Trash.
Felix chose to be with a fatter bitch only because she gave him head.
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a boy that likes to kiss other boys and then call them gay. AID's are passed on in the process, this disease is mainly distributed in the Philippines.
Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM ME FELIX
Felix: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boy: your gay!!!!!
Felix: no your gay! AHAHAHA GAH
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When a Fantasy Football League is won by a person who didn't pay the league dues often resulting in a feeling of being screwed.
My fantasy league got felixed this season.
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1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.
I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!
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