Butt Funnel

(noun) A punishment where two people press their bare butts together whereas the two butt cracks form a funnel. The guilty party then lies underneath, positioning their head directly below the two butt cracks, beer is then poured down between the butt cracks and onto the guilty party.

You have been found guilty, the punishment... Butt Funnel

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Fart funnel

When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.

Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.

Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.

Lester: Hit me with it fam...

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funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

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Chucky Funnels

A person who can drink beers using a funnel or "beer bong" incredibly fast. Usually in the context of a college party. Also can be used to describe a person who throws large parties where a beer funnel is always present. The Original Chucky Funnels was a University of Tennessee student and avid party thrower. The term has sense been expanded to cover anyone who can drink beers quickly through a funnel.

That dude is a Chucky Funnels...

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Funnel Cake

The act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.

The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!

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Gunny funnel

A very large and loose vagina, typically found on a woman who carries most of her weight on the front of her body.

He stuck it in my gunny Funnel

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ass funnel

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!

robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel

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