Gronk Spike

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

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gronk

An ugly girl, slut or bitch

Check out that gronk; thats the gronk that ...... took home last night. F*%k off, your a Gronk. this place is full of Gronks

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baby gronk

THE NEW RIZZ KING, the number 1 college football prospect in the country

Did you see Livvy Dunne rizzing Baby Gronk into joining LSU

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fucking gronk

A person who many people dislike

Dont touch my dick you fucking gronk

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

blaze a gronk

The act of forcing out a hot fecal log of impressive length and girth.

After a long day of recording, the musician disappeared into the toilette to blaze a gronk.

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Gronk Spike

What happens when you leave your drink unattended on a booze cruise.

I was Gronk Spiked on spring break and woke up next to a dumpster with a new tattoo.