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professional Hitman
Hanson Brett gon fuck it up
The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!
Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!
He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
That dumb Asian bitchhhhh who taught spanish. She couldn't even speak it right.
Kid: *gets up to throw paper away*
Kerr hanson: "WRITE ME A NOTE."
An Ollie Hanson is a person who's insanely queer, he never stops flirting with the boys in his class.
He also actively participates in a monthly munging sesh with the physics lads.
Finn: Ew he's so gay, definitely an Ollie Hanson.
Hanson are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. They will keep going when others would've given up ten miles back. This makes them great partners in life, as well as friends or collaborators. Hanson tend to keep small circles, but are loyal and supportive of their friends and loved ones. Hanson overthinks alot but if you support him, he will be happy and treat you like a queen. When he start to fell in love with that girl, he will not give up and do anything to make that girl like her. He also hold grudges, are moody, and can act short-tempered. He have a hard time going through change, especially if it's something they've grown accustomed to. If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, please don't leave him, be friend with him. He is shy to interact with others, but once you start hanging out with him, he will be loud and crazy. Hanson is the best guy I have ever seen! He don't forget transgressions, but willing to forgive, especially if you have a long history together. Hanson naturally prefer being around small groups of people they know very well, so they make an effort to keep old relationships strong.
If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, go hang out with him.