Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.
"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"
When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.
Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"
This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES
Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns
Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does
The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
A way to have sex during which the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her, any way he wants.
What's your favorite style?
Headphone Style.
What?
When the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her?
I meant clothes...
1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.
2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.
Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?
Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.