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wow.
just wow.
Are you that bored? Are you not doing your homework like me?
kek: i just searched up five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes on urban dictionary!
ket: get a life
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When you need to be blunt and honest.
Hey man, can I talk to you?
Yea, but only if you keep the flour one hundred.
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(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."
"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
Very large Female that you've slept with for enjoyment.
How'd that date with Cindy work out?
Great man! I took the skin and bone to Three Hundred Pound town!
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An MP3 player bought by someone intelligent enough to not buy a fucking iPod. Used as an insult by Apple fanboys.
Look at the highly intelligent fellow with the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod.
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Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...
Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.
Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.
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