the sex itis

The feeling of sleepiness after having heated sex.

Amanda: " I tried to call you last night to hear about your date, what happened?"

Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."

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Mika-itis

Mika-itis (The Mika disease) : a rare disease that has no treatment.

Symptoms of this can be: low self esteem, zoning out, not listening, being stupid and confused, hiding all bad emotions so you’re like a robot ninja that gives no fucks, being a bitch 24/7, looks like a potato...but is also cute af tho.

Can also be used to describe an individual that displays some or all symptoms.

“Looks like you’ve got a case of Mika-itis“

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deme-itis

when you can’t type properly

WOW! That sentence didn’t make any sense, you must have deme-itis!!

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ONE-ITIS

Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.

"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."

-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)

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Excuse-itis

Someone that has an excuse for everything.

Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"

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dude-ity

aka "Dude Nudity" made popular in Neil Cumpston's review of the movie "300" released in 2007.

DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)

"there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties."

Gerard Butler was in a scene of severe dude-ity in the movie 300.

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one-itis

The coward's word for love.

Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.

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