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Cosmic Joker

A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.

When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"

by bleinad March 30, 2007

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the joker

a sexual act which involves a guy having sex with a girl who is on her period, then pulling out and dickslapping her on both sides of the face, resembling the joker from batman.

guy 1: my missus is on the blob.

guy 2: you should straight up joker her!

guy 1: what?!?

guy 2: fuck her then dickslap her! she'll look like the joker from batman dude!

by bobbypear February 12, 2012

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The Joker Blogs

The most epic online version of The Joker. It takes place in Arkham Asylum after The Dark Knight. It's a Youtube series. Look it up on Youtube or visit the website to check it out. Scott McClure plays The Joker.

Dude, I just watched The Joker Blogs! It was awesome!

by PenguinPenguinx3 May 28, 2011


Joker brain

To consider oneself messed up in some mental capacity.

Guy: Dude, don't say that
Guy 2: Sorry dude, I got joker brain

by adr321 February 12, 2021

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Joker Stairs

The most holy of places, even more sacred than the vatican itself. Only one with boatloads of clout can only hope to visit.

Yo bro m8 i heard your in new york this weekend, have you been to the joker stairs yet.

Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout

Bruh

by Holy Priest Babadoo October 20, 2019


daggone joker

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women

Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone

by Jeff Dailey August 15, 2007

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Joker Moment

A moment in which a person finally snaps. The mask that you wear on a daily basis, has finally come off, (the ego). You know longer hide your feelings, nor do you care how people perceive you. You are free. You have gone past the point of return and now nobody can help you. You are finally CRAZY.

Arthur is a good guy, however he decided that enough is enough, he was tired of working a shitty low wage job and constantly being chewed up, then spat out by society. Arthur is having his joker moment.

by SaikoMicah April 18, 2021

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