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sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020


really kraken down on the opposition

What Zeus was doing with his huge ferociously-destructive sea-monster servant.

Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023