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The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
The fish came back to life after the dry martini.
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Vodka, applesauce and Phenobarbital served with a plastic bag.
Proper attire for drinking an Applewhite Martini includes a tracksuit and Nike Windrunners.
Refers to Marshall Applewhite, leader of the Heavens Gate Cult which used this concoction to kill themselves so they could get on a UFO flying behind the Hale-Bopp Comet. This happened in San Diego in 1997.
That girl was so depressed she drank an Applewhite Martini.
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Those fundies drank Applewhite Martinis while waiting for the rapture.
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The act of milking the sweat from one's scrotum, storing it in a vase, then placing aforementioned contents into an unsuspecting dame's beverage. (Preferably at a bar/night club/pour down a stripper's throat)
Female: "My drink tastes kinda funny"
Frat Douche: "Babe, you shouldn't have been such a bitch to our waiter. I bet he brought you a moroccan martini."
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What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.
Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.
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A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.
that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini
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Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.
An American adjunct lager with green olives.
Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.